Love ‘Em, Hate ‘Em–What We Adore and Despise About the Signs
September 15, 2007

Aries, What we love about you is your raw courage. You go where angels fear to tread. However, along with that ‘to heck with it’ attitude goes a ‘to heck with them’ attitude. We’d like like it if you paid more attention to the other guy.
Taurus, your practical nature is a soothing balm to a hectic world. Your stubborn attitude is a canker. Lighten up, will ‘ya?
Gemini, witty and sociable, you’re just plain fun to be around, when you’re around that is. When things get sticky, you feel icky, hence the disappearance act. If you want to keep your friends hang around for the tough parts. You might learn something.
Cancer, no one is more protective. Who wouldn’t love that. Just the people that hear about how much you do for them. Crabbiness never helps.
Leo, we love your regal charm. When you smile, you make us feel important. Your ego though, might need too much stroking for any one human to bear.
Virgo, you are awesome in the giving and serving areas. That does not entitle you to pick apart loved ones, even if it is for their own good.
Libra, you can bring East and West together and have a brilliant party. That is if you could decide when to have it. Learn to wing it a little, for rarely is there the ‘right’ decision.
Scorpio, we love your passion. Your all or nothing attitudes bears you and us through difficult times. Your secretive nature drives us nuts and it wouldn’t hurt to open up a little. Really.
Sagittarius, your optimism and joy for life gives us all hope. We just wish you stick around some more to share it with us. Practice constancy.
Capricorn, you need a job done give it to a Capricorn. Come the worst, it will be done. We’re not worried, so why are you. You’re constant fretting drives us bonkers. Discover faith.
Aquarius, you want to make the world a better place. Commendable. Your independence in doing so drives us crazy. Work on your people skills. They do need work.
Pisces, your compassion fills the heart of the world. To bad you spend so much time trying to escape it. Live here, with us, please. We need you.
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