New Year’s Resolutions By Sun Sign
January 2, 2008
Aries–this year you must absolutely attend to your most serious health problem, foot-in-mouth disease. This one condition is the cause of more slammed doors, silent pouts and general aggravationf those closest to you than your penchant for using the bathroom floor as a hamper for your ditry clothes. Do them and yourself a favor and learn to put a leash on your tongue.
Taurus–You have golden opportunities to achieve your dreams through hard work and concentrated effort. You are so focused on these activities that you may forget more mundane activities, like paying attention to your mate orr walking the dog. Resolve to pull your nose up from the grindstone lest you trip over your loved ones and your relationships.
Gemini–Sparkling, witty Gemini can dazzle anyone with their persuasive arguments. In fact, you half believe what you tell them yourself. However, this year, Jupiter in Capricorn and Saturn in Virgo challenges you develop some substance. For your own good, you should resolve to do so.
Cancer--You are stronger than you know and stronger than you want to be. This year you’lll be challenged to take on more responsibilites and tcomplain less about them. No one will want to hear excuses, so resolve not to make any.
Leo–Its all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out. This past year you’ve had the benefit of the fun and games proferred by a dazzling array of fire sign placements in heavy hitting planets. Now you feel like your eye is poked out as your support defects to the less than supportive earth signs. Resolve to turn your blind eye away and keep your head held high.
Virgo–Details, details, details. There is nothing you love more than to pick apart than details. It more than a job, its an adventure. However, under the sober influence of Saturn in Virgo, you are apt to literally bury yourself in perfecting minutae. Lest you can’t see the forest for the trees, like any addict, resolve to set limits on your own behavior.
Libra–This year will be like Star Trek episode “The Trouble with Tribbles,â€? with little tribbles procreating at a frightening rate. Whatever you have now, you’ll have more of in 2008, so don’t expect to win the lottery to pay off those bills. Only with hard work and cutting up those credit cards are you going to put those creditors to rest. At least, resolve to see a good financial counselor to help straighten out the mess.
Scorpio–This year you get to act more mysterious and sexy without people criticizing you behind your back for doing it. In fact, there will be some who think you are quite a catch. If you want to take advantage of this situation you must resolve to put down some of your barriers so someone special can get close to you.
Sagittarius–Truth is your mantra, but you play fast and loose with it just the same. Though there may be shades of gray, there aren’t as many as you pretend. Resolve to tighten up your color palate for the coming year.
Capricorn–Big boy Jupiter rides rough shod over your sun, pouring sunshine into your dusty soul. You might even crack a smile once in a while, for you a totally frightening thought. Resolve not to shy from the light.
Aquarius–People normally think you a little spacey, because, quite frankly, when you live in the future you have a hard time relating to people in the present. However, this year even you will think yourself out of it as a stress aspect with Saturn in Virgo makes it hard for you to concentrate on the big picture. Resolve to keep your feet on the ground as you look forward to tomorrow.
Pisces–The year, because Saturn is opposite your sign and because of Jupiter’s harmonious sextile, you have strange stirrings to put down roots, bake some chocolate chip cookies, set some boundries; in general poke your head down from the clouds. In one sense this maddens you, in another you see this as a way to please those closest to you. Please don’t forget that Pisces magic rests in the dreams you spin.

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