Stalking the Wild Scorpio
October 19, 2007
True story. Male parent at home with young children, one of them being a five year old Scorpio. Male parent suddendly realizes he does not see the young Scorpio. Male parent looks for Scorpio child, calls for the child, the child does not apprear. Male parent panics and calls the female parent at work. “If you really can’t find him,� the female parent says very concerned, “call the police. I’ll be right home.�
Local police arrive before female parent. Local police search the house and the local street, calling for the child. Young Mr. Scorpio is nowhere to be found. Local police gears up for major search of child, when female parent arrives home. Knowing that her Scorpionic child wouldn’t want to miss all this drama and must be in a position to at least hear everything going on, goes into the child’s bedroom that was thoroughly searched by male parent and the police and says “You! Come out right now!
And he did. Right out from under the bed, from under the blanket that he used to cover himself so he wouldn’t be seen.
Do you see what we are up against? This was a five year old Scorpio. They only get worse as they get older.
Why do they do these things? Why are Scorpios fascinated by mystery, crime, gambling, sex, secrets, lies, religion, anything that is darkside at all? They are driven to it by the ruler of their sign, Pluto, the planet of transformation, to understand the deepest, darkest secrets of the Universe. The ultimate empirical scientist, they find out by experimenting on you.
You want a Scorpio in your life? You do adore dancing with danger don’t you?
If you want to walk on the wild side, explore the secrets of the universe, experience some things that aren’t written in the Kama Sutra, then stalk a Scorpio. Lure him or her with your own mysteries, and make him or her think that they are catching you.
For the upcoming week:
A tension aspect between the planet of values, Venus and the planet of change, Uranus hightlights a clash between the traditional and untraditional. While the world is preoccupied with attending to day to day needs, the heavens remind us to attend to spiritual ones as well.
Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces find yourselves threshing through relationship issues, as you push for what you want as opposed to what your significant other wants to give. Compromise anyone?
Cancer, and Scorpio, you find this an easy time to express your emotions. Whether you do so constructively or not is your choice.
Taurus, though you normally enjoy a good dish, the recent offering of gossip is just too much information. You don’t have to listen, and probably shouldn’t.
Libra, Aries and Leo, no pressure! OK so you think all this talk of “feelings� is getting to much attention, especially when the attention is not directed at you. At least you are allowed to be your own adorable selves for present.
Sagittarius and Gemini, expect the unexpected. You might find yourself scrambling to cover unexpected expenses or a jolt to your earnings. Sales people, take note, Mercury retrograde is a reason you should put away part of your bonuses during the rest of the year.
Capricorn, you like nothing better than to blend in the background, and you get to do that this week. Oh, yes, you can spend money now.
astrology, zodiac, horoscopes, Scorpio, Pluto
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